Spotify, of course, is a wonderful music streaming service that many of us use for our daily perusal of music. The Discover algorithms are usually spot on, and it makes for good shared playlists, like our weeklies. That name, though, that could use some work…

It us

  • Sppppppppp
  • oooooooot
  • iiiiif
  • Why?
  • West New York, New Jersey
  • [smash cut to six bleached white skeletons]
  • spittyspottiflittyfly
  • spiflooty
  • sportiflop
  • Spiffy
  • spoot
  • Hornify
  • /hug
  • sporkiknyf
  • Sporkleforkle
  • Sportify
  • Paddling through a flooded deserted city center, the last copy on CD will float by you. You’ll trade it for a cup of water later on.
  • Spobify
  • I miss my friends too much to make a Spotify joke.
  • SPONGE
  • A slowly rotting fallen log, covered with ivy and first frost.
  • Bee Movie (actually just Spotify)
  • Wherever you listen to podcasts that isn’t Spotify.
  • Stravotify? Stravinskify? Spotinksy?
  • If you’re somehow reading this as an archaeologist in Late Pre-Singularity and/or Lorxus Studies reading this, I’m sorry for briefly exciting you, there are not yet machine gods in 2017, as far as I know. As a fellow graduate student, I understand your anguish. Yes, you specifically. Because I’m prescient. Hurry the fuck up and rescue simulation me already, I’m an excellent primary source.
  • Snootify. I’m playing to the crowd.
  • Find out, on the next episode of Spotify Z
  • Spotify. Really? Yep! Just spootify this time. Wait. Shit.
  • It’s my Spotify, and I’ll cry if I want to.
  • I’m glad I’m not in a movie or all this coughing would mean I’d die soon
  • Go get ‘em, Sportify
  • The Cloud®
  • your tubular web site network account downloaded straight to your ear domain protocol
  • Spartacus
  • Απο των Σποτιφων
  • Σpotify
  • Spotify, youtube, or elsewhere
  • I’unno, I’m too gestonkenflapt
  • See Spotify Run
  • Spinglespongle
  • A while ago but also now
  • Spotify but every time you type “spotify” the name gets weirder
  • Spoodydoody
  • A fever dream
  • 🕴️
  • △▽△▽△▽△▽△▽△▽△▽△▽
  • ▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲
  • In a box marked ‘do not open until holiday of your choice;
  • Go to the abandoned burger king on 5th. You know the one. Go to the back door. Knock 3 times. Turn around. Close your eyes. It’ll be safe to open your eyes when you hear the door shut. Take the package that is now at your feet. Walk away quickly, ignore the footsteps behind you. They won’t follow you outside of the parking lot.
  • Spotify
  • [a regular hexagon with all right angles]
  • Spoot?!
  • Spoopyfy
  • splut
  • SPORTS
  • Swiggity Spooty
  • spork
  • Fspotify
  • Spooty Puff Jr.
  • Spootles
  • Sboggle
  • lo zgike cu spofu
  • Compli- (compli-) cated (cated) compli- (compli-) cated (cated)
  • Cool Spot
  • Probably just Youtube, actually, not sure if Spotify has this one, or just PLAY VVVVVV for heck’s sake, it’s good
  • Mmm that hits the Spotify
  • Spoooooootles
  • Someplace wonderful!
  • Spootify
  • Spotify, ostensibly